3 Minute Funny Speeches

life

I exist not just on the internet these days ...

is that you see, standing in the brothel in which my office is located at the apartment (also called a-play-where-we-met-all-the-boxes that contain them-things- -we 're-not-know-where-to) we still have not connected the computers. And I tell you anything by telling you that no computer often equals no internet.

So now, when we have internet, I'll be back.

Meanwhile, get your flip-flops and eat barbecue.

14' Ouachita Jon Boat Weight Capacity

Pathetic

When you get drunk with you on Easter Sunday, passed in full coat the walls of your new flat paint and that TV-2 on the not-for-cable movie that you are trying to stream smoke your last cigarette ends on an image of a woman and a child simultaneously watching a crystal blue, you turn to the post 10 on TV-not-to-cable and Time Life offers you a series of 10 CDs or 10 cassettes of classic romantic songs like "You Light Up My Life" and "Ungorgettable" and "Blue Moon" and "If this is not the best music collection you've heard your life, we will refund all ", you're just happy.
Really, I'm happy.
Especially since Friday is the beginning of the marathon-painting-of-death, you listen to the radio to 105.7 because your parents help you to paint and we play the top 200 best songs of the 70-80, it fitte eh.
songs live bags. I desperately
songs pockets.

Congratulation On Pregnancy Wording

101 0 dodo! Lucy the dog

It was had our apartment!
The joy lasted a big 3.7 seconds. The moment we set foot inside, it was wasted.
I can not believe that people are willing to live in hygienic conditions of the sort ... With the amount of cat hair that I found under the heaters, which are accessible by the way, I think I could make a new kitten. It was disgusting ..
But hey, as they say Love is nothing we can not remove .. Dirt, wash it! Walls, it is painting! And
hop, rub rub! I disappear for some time, probably lost between a mop and a roll, the feet in a bucket and spikes of blue paint in her hair.
But I'll be back in force, secured, where you can read the adventures of Josée and love, or how to survive when you live 24 seconds walk from a McDonald's.
To be continued ...