Too, too funny.
Hilarious.
Bravo to the author !
Monday, March 26, 2007
Sunday, March 25, 2007
When Should I Wash My Hair?
Ssssh ... Should not say ...
But there are open terraces, rue Saint-Denis ... 
But there are open terraces, rue Saint-Denis ...
Friday, March 23, 2007
Bread Maker Parts Regal Kitchen Plus Collection
This song ... Quote of the day
... gives me chills.
Heaven Please. Devics.
you care to.
kills. 
... gives me chills.
Heaven Please. Devics.
you care to.
kills.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
How Long To Serve In The Military
"Me curling hair, is like ... I do not know me ... eating maple taffy on snow in the middle of July. It is doable, but it sucks in Sacram!
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Shrimp Poison Style Recipe
fucking blog ..
I once started a survey of death due to extreme boredom. Now, my Internet connection I foolishly Yasha and I could not publish it.
And then, blogger just wants me to publish the date or I've written. Either the day before yesterday or something like that.
short, fascinating to read my answers to annoying questions, visit you post below! 
I once started a survey of death due to extreme boredom. Now, my Internet connection I foolishly Yasha and I could not publish it.
And then, blogger just wants me to publish the date or I've written. Either the day before yesterday or something like that.
short, fascinating to read my answers to annoying questions, visit you post below!
Monday, March 19, 2007
Black Things On My Lcd Tv
Howl. Allan Ginsberg.
I work poem for a course.
I first chose out of curiosity, because I've always been interested Beatniks et que je connaissais bien Kerouac et Burroughs, mais pas Ginsberg.
Eh bien merde. Ce poème, c'est du génie.
" I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats
floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,
who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tene- ment roofs
illuminated,
who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the
scholars of war,
who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,
who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burn- ing their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror
through the wall,
who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York,
who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night
with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, al- cohol and cock and endless balls,
incomparable blind; streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping Toward poles of Canada & Paterson
, illuminating All the motionless world of Time between .... " 
I work poem for a course.
I first chose out of curiosity, because I've always been interested Beatniks et que je connaissais bien Kerouac et Burroughs, mais pas Ginsberg.
Eh bien merde. Ce poème, c'est du génie.
" I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats
floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,
who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tene- ment roofs
illuminated,
who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the
scholars of war,
who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,
who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burn- ing their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror
through the wall,
who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York,
who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night
with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, al- cohol and cock and endless balls,
incomparable blind; streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping Toward poles of Canada & Paterson
, illuminating All the motionless world of Time between .... "
I Want To Be Sponcered By Monster Energy Drink
Questions, thousand questions
A - PRELIMINARY MATTERS
01. Your nickname: before, Die Sterne
02. Why this nickname: because I began studying German, that means Star, and that day there we sang a song from a group of the same name in class. Because yes, when studying language, we still sing songs went to university.
03. Real name: Josée
04. Terrestrial Ages: 23 years
05. Mental Age: between 4 and 23 years old I would say, but no more ..
06. Zodiac sign: cancer
07. City Region: now the Plateau Mont-Royal, but in two weeks (!!!) Rosemont-Petite-Patrie
08. Country: Canada
09. Occupation (or studies): minor in German in the pocket, I am now majoring in English literature
10. In what do you live:
in an apartment with crickets and ants (although many have ants .. and generally, the crickets are nice and stay in their cage)
11. Your style of decoration: j.aime.les.murs.bruns.
12. What does your screen: a photo of Bob Dylan and Allan Ginsberg
13. How are you dressed now: in jeans with a t-shirt
14. Your pets: David (hu hu hu ..) fish that will soon Cockapoo named persons and Jean-Marc (yes, I chose the names of my fish feed ..)
15. Your friends who live far away: Eli Australia
B - PERSONALITY
16. Significant traits: be shy hyper or super extrovert. is zero confidence in me either really.
17. Tic or mania play me in the hair
18. Profession you would like / would have liked: av oir a cooking show, genre .. At the Distasio I am a freak of A. .. the Distasio
19. You pull over in a particular cultural movement, If yes, what: uh .. not so much ..
20. Kind of clothes usually worn: jeans
21. Favorite drink: red wine . or white. or pink. depending
22. Favorite food: too much
23. Favorite number: no. I never understood what it served to have a favorite number.
24. Destination for your holidays: now, Anywhere But Here. but not winnipeg.
25. The house of your dreams: one with a kitchen nee plus ultra
26. What time do you get up / go to bed: too early, too late
27. The first thing you do in the morning watching the clock
28. The last thing you do in the evening paste Lovers
29. What do you dream at night: I often dream to people I do not see
30. How do you sleep: in bed
31. If you have / had a tattoo, how is it: I a rose on a scapula
32. If you have / had a piercing, how is it: just ears
33. What time you prefer: 11:11
34. Your biggest fantasy: go around the world (well what?)
35. Have you ever almost died: fear, very often
36. The glass is half empty or half full: bah that, it depends eh!
37. The worst crap you've made: thinking can change someone
38. The worst thing you you could say I'm selfish
39. What are you most proud of: reach out slowly of my shell with people I do not know
40. What you could share with others, my lovers
41. The most important thing for you in life: my family and friends
42. The thing that bothers you the most: hypocrisy
43. Your favorite object: my books
44. Your ideal woman / man: Charlotte Gainsbourg and Rufus Wainwright (and yes, Rufus is gay ..)
45. Your anti-ideal female / male : Pamela Anderson and Arnold -now-I-do-de-la-political
46. Name your future children: like Stella, Charlotte, Jules Jacquot Carrot and Cockapoo (find the error)
47. The first decree as you go if you are elected President of your country: free education
48. If you had the right to gun down someone, who would you choose: I am unable to gun down anyone for now
49. If you could meet someone famous or historic (alive or dead): Boris Vian
50. Do you believe in something: in love, friendship
51. What would you be reincarnated: a life is enough I think ...
52. If you were an object: a wine list (however dumb question ..)
53. If you could relive a moment from your past: my trip to Europe
54. Have you ever been convicted of a crime: to park in the wrong place?
55. Your worst problem right now: the fact that my internet connection does not work and I can not fucking post this questionnaire
56. When it goes wrong, what is your trick to cheer you up: a new book
57. The person you never thank enough: my parents
58. Who do you admire: uh .. I like, admire not ..
59. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: La. Question. That. Tue.
60. A maxim or phrase that you appreciate: Live it Up, Shut
C - ARTS AND LITERATURE
61. Favorite classic films: Goodbye Lenin!, The Edukit, they married and had many children,
Before Sunset, The Fabulous Destiny of Amelie Poulain, Almost Famous, etc. etc. etc.
62. Favorite fantasy movies: Mortal Combat ;)
63. Favorite TV Series : Sex and the City, 24, Weeds
64. Favorite cartoon: The Cities of Gold
65. If you were to make a film, how would it be: surely very bad!
66. Classic novels favorites: Winter force: Réjean Ducharme, Catcher in the Rye: JD Salinger, Lyrics: Jacques Prevert, Spit on Your Graves by Boris Vian, On the Road: Jack Kerouac
67. Favorite classics: Boris Vian, Jack Kerouac, Nick Hornby
68. Favorite fantasy novels: The Chronicles of Narnia: CS Lewis and the series of Harry Potter
69. Fantasy novel favorite authors: CS Lewis
70. Role Play Favorites: no
71. Favorite Comics: K. Rupert I think it was called ...
72. Fictional character that you would like: Alice in Wonderland
73. Fictional character with whom you would willingly a little adventure: Alex in Travel sinking
D - MUSIC
74. What (s) style (s) of music do you listen to most: too ..
75. Your favorite bands: The Dears, Arcade Fire, Tom Waits, Richard Desjardins, Devics, and about a hundred others ...
76. Your favorite albums: Funeral, The Arcade Fire. Gang of Losers, The Dears. Best of Bob Dylan, and about a hundred others ...
77. What do you like best in each style that you hear: uh ..? music?
78. Do you play a musical instrument, if yes how long: guitar for ten years .. the problem is that I play about 3 times a year ... if you do the math, I'm not super hot ..!
79. Album to use to seduce a person of the opposite sex: any jazz ...
80. Album to be used to seduce someone of the same sex: I never tried, but jazz should work too .. no?
81. Worst albums in your library: albums of Bon Jovi. but what do you want, I'm a fan of Bon Jovi finished ..
82. The album that changed your life: say my Best of Bob Dylan, because it seems that from this album, I began to really appreciate music for what it is ..
83. The album on which you would have loved to play: Beatles Abbey Road (or not ..)
E - a concluding sentence
I remember you well In The Chelsea Hotel. That's all, I do not think of you That often. 
A - PRELIMINARY MATTERS
01. Your nickname: before, Die Sterne
02. Why this nickname: because I began studying German, that means Star, and that day there we sang a song from a group of the same name in class. Because yes, when studying language, we still sing songs went to university.
03. Real name: Josée
04. Terrestrial Ages: 23 years
05. Mental Age: between 4 and 23 years old I would say, but no more ..
06. Zodiac sign: cancer
07. City Region: now the Plateau Mont-Royal, but in two weeks (!!!) Rosemont-Petite-Patrie
08. Country: Canada
09. Occupation (or studies): minor in German in the pocket, I am now majoring in English literature
10. In what do you live:
in an apartment with crickets and ants (although many have ants .. and generally, the crickets are nice and stay in their cage)
11. Your style of decoration: j.aime.les.murs.bruns.
12. What does your screen: a photo of Bob Dylan and Allan Ginsberg
13. How are you dressed now: in jeans with a t-shirt
14. Your pets: David (hu hu hu ..) fish that will soon Cockapoo named persons and Jean-Marc (yes, I chose the names of my fish feed ..)
15. Your friends who live far away: Eli Australia
B - PERSONALITY
16. Significant traits: be shy hyper or super extrovert. is zero confidence in me either really.
17. Tic or mania play me in the hair
18. Profession you would like / would have liked: av oir a cooking show, genre .. At the Distasio I am a freak of A. .. the Distasio
19. You pull over in a particular cultural movement, If yes, what: uh .. not so much ..
20. Kind of clothes usually worn: jeans
21. Favorite drink: red wine . or white. or pink. depending
22. Favorite food: too much
23. Favorite number: no. I never understood what it served to have a favorite number.
24. Destination for your holidays: now, Anywhere But Here. but not winnipeg.
25. The house of your dreams: one with a kitchen nee plus ultra
26. What time do you get up / go to bed: too early, too late
27. The first thing you do in the morning watching the clock
28. The last thing you do in the evening paste Lovers
29. What do you dream at night: I often dream to people I do not see
30. How do you sleep: in bed
31. If you have / had a tattoo, how is it: I a rose on a scapula
32. If you have / had a piercing, how is it: just ears
33. What time you prefer: 11:11
34. Your biggest fantasy: go around the world (well what?)
35. Have you ever almost died: fear, very often
36. The glass is half empty or half full: bah that, it depends eh!
37. The worst crap you've made: thinking can change someone
38. The worst thing you you could say I'm selfish
39. What are you most proud of: reach out slowly of my shell with people I do not know
40. What you could share with others, my lovers
41. The most important thing for you in life: my family and friends
42. The thing that bothers you the most: hypocrisy
43. Your favorite object: my books
44. Your ideal woman / man: Charlotte Gainsbourg and Rufus Wainwright (and yes, Rufus is gay ..)
45. Your anti-ideal female / male : Pamela Anderson and Arnold -now-I-do-de-la-political
46. Name your future children: like Stella, Charlotte, Jules Jacquot Carrot and Cockapoo (find the error)
47. The first decree as you go if you are elected President of your country: free education
48. If you had the right to gun down someone, who would you choose: I am unable to gun down anyone for now
49. If you could meet someone famous or historic (alive or dead): Boris Vian
50. Do you believe in something: in love, friendship
51. What would you be reincarnated: a life is enough I think ...
52. If you were an object: a wine list (however dumb question ..)
53. If you could relive a moment from your past: my trip to Europe
54. Have you ever been convicted of a crime: to park in the wrong place?
55. Your worst problem right now: the fact that my internet connection does not work and I can not fucking post this questionnaire
56. When it goes wrong, what is your trick to cheer you up: a new book
57. The person you never thank enough: my parents
58. Who do you admire: uh .. I like, admire not ..
59. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: La. Question. That. Tue.
60. A maxim or phrase that you appreciate: Live it Up, Shut
C - ARTS AND LITERATURE
61. Favorite classic films: Goodbye Lenin!, The Edukit, they married and had many children,
Before Sunset, The Fabulous Destiny of Amelie Poulain, Almost Famous, etc. etc. etc.
62. Favorite fantasy movies: Mortal Combat ;)
63. Favorite TV Series : Sex and the City, 24, Weeds
64. Favorite cartoon: The Cities of Gold
65. If you were to make a film, how would it be: surely very bad!
66. Classic novels favorites: Winter force: Réjean Ducharme, Catcher in the Rye: JD Salinger, Lyrics: Jacques Prevert, Spit on Your Graves by Boris Vian, On the Road: Jack Kerouac
67. Favorite classics: Boris Vian, Jack Kerouac, Nick Hornby
68. Favorite fantasy novels: The Chronicles of Narnia: CS Lewis and the series of Harry Potter
69. Fantasy novel favorite authors: CS Lewis
70. Role Play Favorites: no
71. Favorite Comics: K. Rupert I think it was called ...
72. Fictional character that you would like: Alice in Wonderland
73. Fictional character with whom you would willingly a little adventure: Alex in Travel sinking
D - MUSIC
74. What (s) style (s) of music do you listen to most: too ..
75. Your favorite bands: The Dears, Arcade Fire, Tom Waits, Richard Desjardins, Devics, and about a hundred others ...
76. Your favorite albums: Funeral, The Arcade Fire. Gang of Losers, The Dears. Best of Bob Dylan, and about a hundred others ...
77. What do you like best in each style that you hear: uh ..? music?
78. Do you play a musical instrument, if yes how long: guitar for ten years .. the problem is that I play about 3 times a year ... if you do the math, I'm not super hot ..!
79. Album to use to seduce a person of the opposite sex: any jazz ...
80. Album to be used to seduce someone of the same sex: I never tried, but jazz should work too .. no?
81. Worst albums in your library: albums of Bon Jovi. but what do you want, I'm a fan of Bon Jovi finished ..
82. The album that changed your life: say my Best of Bob Dylan, because it seems that from this album, I began to really appreciate music for what it is ..
83. The album on which you would have loved to play: Beatles Abbey Road (or not ..)
E - a concluding sentence
I remember you well In The Chelsea Hotel. That's all, I do not think of you That often.
Friday, March 16, 2007
How To Can Dogs Eat Beets Raw
Because is Friday and I
And I just love and remember me, we have tickets to see her in June .. Here
Feist.
Magnificent. 
And I just love and remember me, we have tickets to see her in June .. Here
Feist.
Magnificent.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
What Should My Bill Of Sale Look Lke
elections
- I'm going to vote ADQ because I find that strangely resembles Mario Dumont Tony Almeida in 24. And with Tony at the head of Quebec, it will dirty rocker. (But still ... no ..)
- I pounded on Nathalie Rochefort, Liberal MP in Mercier, walking on St-Denis, the other night. I even returned him jump a few times in the face.
short, I have nothing funny to say about other parties, but it's not because I do not bitch that I love. 
- I'm going to vote ADQ because I find that strangely resembles Mario Dumont Tony Almeida in 24. And with Tony at the head of Quebec, it will dirty rocker. (But still ... no ..)
- I pounded on Nathalie Rochefort, Liberal MP in Mercier, walking on St-Denis, the other night. I even returned him jump a few times in the face.
short, I have nothing funny to say about other parties, but it's not because I do not bitch that I love.
Monday, March 12, 2007
Crutch Halloween Costumes
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Swiss Gear Laptop Fan
Tonight love is in your eyes From
But tomorrow morning, you love me a little?
Yulblog tonight. With Love.
For those who want my autograph or tear my clothes, I'll be the one who laughs too loud and that is bad choreography in the corner ... 
But tomorrow morning, you love me a little?
Yulblog tonight. With Love.
For those who want my autograph or tear my clothes, I'll be the one who laughs too loud and that is bad choreography in the corner ...
How To Disinfect Herpes
anything big
Summary of a conversation yesterday evening between Lovers and Me:
Him: I have a sore shoulder, shoulder sayin ..
Me: Hahahah! The shoulder! Paula's shoulder! Hahaha! He
: Gne .. reign .. reign .. Paula's shoulder ...
Me Judas stomach! Thomas pancreas! Pilate spleen! He and I
: Huuhuhu .. Haahahaha .. Other
summary of conversation: Me
: Daviiiiid! Come see the photo! He
: Koss's wants to show me more ... I come ..
Me: Cheeeeeck! This is the baby in Jul! It is on its knees! Too cuuuute!
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...
Me: Oh! R'garde worse one! A big smile no teeth .. Ohn .. I want one too!
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...
Me: Oh too bad .. uh .. Ha .. Hahaha! It looks like a suiiiisse! Check! Y Titus has legs squirrels! Cheeeeeeeeeck! No? You think? Yeah .. A Swiss .. No? David ..? A Swiss?
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...
We will be alone in a beautiful apartment ...
I apologize to the neighbors ... 
Summary of a conversation yesterday evening between Lovers and Me:
Him: I have a sore shoulder, shoulder sayin ..
Me: Hahahah! The shoulder! Paula's shoulder! Hahaha! He
: Gne .. reign .. reign .. Paula's shoulder ...
Me Judas stomach! Thomas pancreas! Pilate spleen! He and I
: Huuhuhu .. Haahahaha .. Other
summary of conversation: Me
: Daviiiiid! Come see the photo! He
: Koss's wants to show me more ... I come ..
Me: Cheeeeeck! This is the baby in Jul! It is on its knees! Too cuuuute!
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...
Me: Oh! R'garde worse one! A big smile no teeth .. Ohn .. I want one too!
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...
Me: Oh too bad .. uh .. Ha .. Hahaha! It looks like a suiiiisse! Check! Y Titus has legs squirrels! Cheeeeeeeeeck! No? You think? Yeah .. A Swiss .. No? David ..? A Swiss?
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...
We will be alone in a beautiful apartment ...
I apologize to the neighbors ...
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