Monday, September 10, 2007

Older Women Nipple Piercing

I Think We All Know what's going on.

This blog is frankly very very dead.

Continuation and conclusion.

Friday, June 22, 2007

1996 Winnebago Minnie

I must be bi-polar

Note that I'm pathetic (and leave) and I'm quite the full input Caml my archives ..

And I've wanted to quit.

Congratulations to me, the queen of "I change my mind about a thousand times a day"

wait another few days, see if I change idea yet ...

And yes, I know, the title of this post is irrelevant.


Tuesday, June 19, 2007

How To Cut Brownies With Cookie Cutters?

At some point we get tired. Pure happiness

I realize that I have nothing more to tell here.

A blog is an outlet perfect for when it goes wrong and stupid as it sounds, I was a great comfort at a time when things were not going at all.

But now I'm fine. Very good.

So, this blog has lost a little raison d'etre.
I have to force myself to come and write, I find nothing more to tell.

So there is enough. I draw my bow.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Grace Period Renew Driving License Ontario



At this moment, for me, happiness comes down to:

-
a weekend - a cottage
- a Julie a Lydia and Genevieve
- a vini
- a 24
- my swimsuit
- marshmallows and sausages

bugz So, pack you because we are coming!

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Whos Hotter Denise Richards

Report a missed appointment and when the Internet at David and Josée

Friday, June 1st. I look forward
hyper at that time far too long. Since the time when there was still snow outside (probably last week). Because it was the date of the show by Feist at the Olympia. And because I really like Feist.
fateful arrival date, which appears towards Olympia to meet almost all of those around me in this world. (We note here a slight exaggeration).
fact remains that most people who gravitate around me are also the people of the whole world that lies at the Olympia. Are there really many, many people. Much.
And, oh joy, we are very close in front. Woupdidou.
First game starts. I'm hot. I find it ugly. I say. "Hey .. is not bin good that ..." They change song. I change my mind. I say. "Yeah .. Finally c'pas that bad ..." And there Bang! I hurt the heart. I say. "David, I feel sick." "Many?" he replied.
And there, as there was a space-time, probably a lot of lobbying, too, between my stomach and the Holy Spirit because they allowed me to work my way out of the pit, climb the steps and I render time, the toilet. Ouache yucky. In addition, the toilets are equipped with the Olympia magic eye to help flush in the face of those who are thrown in the wrong place.
fact remains that after this wonderful story, the warmth that existed in my room seemed unbearable. The smell also.
is the story of how I managed to Feist miss the show.

Council the only girl in the world who vomits before the show begins: Buy merchandise after the show. Because when someone sees you with a bag of Feist and ask you how was the show you want to shoot him. Literally.


Oh. And internet arrives next Friday.
It prances, prances that god.

Friday, June 1, 2007

South Park For Ipod Watch

What better way to squat computer parental write a post on a blog forsaken ...

Internet will arrive shortly.
No choice, Videotron realized they still did not stop the former tenants of cable .. So, have cable at home! Deception, deception ...
We also finally boot her ass and we will paint the office ... Give anything to have a 4 1 / 2 if piece is condemned because of incredible ugliness (and also due to an explosion of defeats boxes yet ...) I think
stop writing, close this blog ... Almost two months without ever writing is a long time.
But when do I want to write again.
So I stay.

I also want to thank especially Alex who left me wonderful comments.
Alex, thank you. Thank you.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

African Dancers Clothing

widget, I exist in my living room

Thanks to a wonderful new widget, which sits on the cabinet widget, Ikea, between two magnificent libraries coveted, I spend evenings of fabulous when I did not even realize the time that we offer grotesque Dame Nature in January. May Forgiveness.

A toddler widget, any dish, any width, which came with a toddler-cute-to buff it-all-one-for-cleaning-of-our-footsteps-of- fingers-that-appear-even-if-it-persists to say-that-never-touch-him and claimed the skin of the buttocks to love, but which is, oh how, our happiness. ..

widget, called Samsung.
But it's called Sammy.
Because we love him.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

3 Minute Funny Speeches

life

I exist not just on the internet these days ...

is that you see, standing in the brothel in which my office is located at the apartment (also called a-play-where-we-met-all-the-boxes that contain them-things- -we 're-not-know-where-to) we still have not connected the computers. And I tell you anything by telling you that no computer often equals no internet.

So now, when we have internet, I'll be back.

Meanwhile, get your flip-flops and eat barbecue.

Sunday, April 8, 2007

14' Ouachita Jon Boat Weight Capacity

Pathetic

When you get drunk with you on Easter Sunday, passed in full coat the walls of your new flat paint and that TV-2 on the not-for-cable movie that you are trying to stream smoke your last cigarette ends on an image of a woman and a child simultaneously watching a crystal blue, you turn to the post 10 on TV-not-to-cable and Time Life offers you a series of 10 CDs or 10 cassettes of classic romantic songs like "You Light Up My Life" and "Ungorgettable" and "Blue Moon" and "If this is not the best music collection you've heard your life, we will refund all ", you're just happy.
Really, I'm happy.
Especially since Friday is the beginning of the marathon-painting-of-death, you listen to the radio to 105.7 because your parents help you to paint and we play the top 200 best songs of the 70-80, it fitte eh.
songs live bags. I desperately
songs pockets.

Monday, April 2, 2007

Congratulation On Pregnancy Wording

101 0 dodo! Lucy the dog

It was had our apartment!
The joy lasted a big 3.7 seconds. The moment we set foot inside, it was wasted.
I can not believe that people are willing to live in hygienic conditions of the sort ... With the amount of cat hair that I found under the heaters, which are accessible by the way, I think I could make a new kitten. It was disgusting ..
But hey, as they say Love is nothing we can not remove .. Dirt, wash it! Walls, it is painting! And
hop, rub rub! I disappear for some time, probably lost between a mop and a roll, the feet in a bucket and spikes of blue paint in her hair.
But I'll be back in force, secured, where you can read the adventures of Josée and love, or how to survive when you live 24 seconds walk from a McDonald's.
To be continued ...

Monday, March 26, 2007

My American Tourister Is Locked



Too, too funny.
Hilarious.

Bravo to the author !

Sunday, March 25, 2007

When Should I Wash My Hair?

Ssssh ... Should not say ...

But there are open terraces, rue Saint-Denis ...

Friday, March 23, 2007

Bread Maker Parts Regal Kitchen Plus Collection

This song ... Quote of the day

... gives me chills.

Heaven Please. Devics.

you care to.
kills.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

How Long To Serve In The Military



"Me curling hair, is like ... I do not know me ... eating maple taffy on snow in the middle of July. It is doable, but it sucks in Sacram!

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Shrimp Poison Style Recipe

fucking blog ..

I once started a survey of death due to extreme boredom. Now, my Internet connection I foolishly Yasha and I could not publish it.
And then, blogger just wants me to publish the date or I've written. Either the day before yesterday or something like that.
short, fascinating to read my answers to annoying questions, visit you post below!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Black Things On My Lcd Tv

Howl. Allan Ginsberg.

I work poem for a course.
I first chose out of curiosity, because I've always been interested Beatniks et que je connaissais bien Kerouac et Burroughs, mais pas Ginsberg.

Eh bien merde. Ce poème, c'est du génie.

" I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of cold-water flats
floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,
who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tene- ment roofs
illuminated,
who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy among the
scholars of war,
who were expelled from the academies for crazy & publishing obscene odes on the windows of the skull,
who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burn- ing their money in wastebaskets and listening to the Terror
through the wall,
who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York,
who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos night after night
with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, al- cohol and cock and endless balls,
incomparable blind; streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping Toward poles of Canada & Paterson
, illuminating All the motionless world of Time between ....
"

I Want To Be Sponcered By Monster Energy Drink

Questions, thousand questions

A - PRELIMINARY MATTERS

01. Your nickname: before, Die Sterne
02. Why this nickname: because I began studying German, that means Star, and that day there we sang a song from a group of the same name in class. Because yes, when studying language, we still sing songs went to university.
03. Real name: Josée
04. Terrestrial Ages: 23 years
05. Mental Age: between 4 and 23 years old I would say, but no more ..
06. Zodiac sign: cancer
07. City Region: now the Plateau Mont-Royal, but in two weeks (!!!) Rosemont-Petite-Patrie
08. Country: Canada
09. Occupation (or studies): minor in German in the pocket, I am now majoring in English literature
10. In what do you live:
in an apartment with crickets and ants (although many have ants .. and generally, the crickets are nice and stay in their cage)
11. Your style of decoration: j.aime.les.murs.bruns.
12. What does your screen: a photo of Bob Dylan and Allan Ginsberg
13. How are you dressed now: in jeans with a t-shirt
14. Your pets: David (hu hu hu ..) fish that will soon Cockapoo named persons and Jean-Marc (yes, I chose the names of my fish feed ..)
15. Your friends who live far away: Eli Australia

B - PERSONALITY

16. Significant traits: be shy hyper or super extrovert. is zero confidence in me either really.
17. Tic or mania play me in the hair
18. Profession you would like / would have liked: av oir a cooking show, genre .. At the Distasio I am a freak of A. .. the Distasio
19. You pull over in a particular cultural movement, If yes, what: uh .. not so much ..
20. Kind of clothes usually worn: jeans
21. Favorite drink: red wine . or white. or pink. depending
22. Favorite food: too much
23. Favorite number: no. I never understood what it served to have a favorite number.
24. Destination for your holidays: now, Anywhere But Here. but not winnipeg.
25. The house of your dreams: one with a kitchen nee plus ultra
26. What time do you get up / go to bed: too early, too late
27. The first thing you do in the morning watching the clock
28. The last thing you do in the evening paste Lovers
29. What do you dream at night: I often dream to people I do not see
30. How do you sleep: in bed
31. If you have / had a tattoo, how is it: I a rose on a scapula
32. If you have / had a piercing, how is it: just ears
33. What time you prefer: 11:11
34. Your biggest fantasy: go around the world (well what?)
35. Have you ever almost died: fear, very often
36. The glass is half empty or half full: bah that, it depends eh!
37. The worst crap you've made: thinking can change someone
38. The worst thing you you could say I'm selfish
39. What are you most proud of: reach out slowly of my shell with people I do not know
40. What you could share with others, my lovers
41. The most important thing for you in life: my family and friends
42. The thing that bothers you the most: hypocrisy
43. Your favorite object: my books
44. Your ideal woman / man: Charlotte Gainsbourg and Rufus Wainwright (and yes, Rufus is gay ..)
45. Your anti-ideal female / male : Pamela Anderson and Arnold -now-I-do-de-la-political
46. Name your future children: like Stella, Charlotte, Jules Jacquot Carrot and Cockapoo (find the error)
47. The first decree as you go if you are elected President of your country: free education
48. If you had the right to gun down someone, who would you choose: I am unable to gun down anyone for now
49. If you could meet someone famous or historic (alive or dead): Boris Vian
50. Do you believe in something: in love, friendship
51. What would you be reincarnated: a life is enough I think ...
52. If you were an object: a wine list (however dumb question ..)
53. If you could relive a moment from your past: my trip to Europe
54. Have you ever been convicted of a crime: to park in the wrong place?
55. Your worst problem right now: the fact that my internet connection does not work and I can not fucking post this questionnaire
56. When it goes wrong, what is your trick to cheer you up: a new book
57. The person you never thank enough: my parents
58. Who do you admire: uh .. I like, admire not ..
59. Where do you see yourself in 10 years: La. Question. That. Tue.
60. A maxim or phrase that you appreciate: Live it Up, Shut

C - ARTS AND LITERATURE

61. Favorite classic films: Goodbye Lenin!, The Edukit, they married and had many children,
Before Sunset, The Fabulous Destiny of Amelie Poulain, Almost Famous, etc. etc. etc.

62. Favorite fantasy movies: Mortal Combat ;)
63. Favorite TV Series : Sex and the City, 24, Weeds
64. Favorite cartoon: The Cities of Gold
65. If you were to make a film, how would it be: surely very bad!
66. Classic novels favorites: Winter force: Réjean Ducharme, Catcher in the Rye: JD Salinger, Lyrics: Jacques Prevert, Spit on Your Graves by Boris Vian, On the Road: Jack Kerouac

67. Favorite classics: Boris Vian, Jack Kerouac, Nick Hornby
68. Favorite fantasy novels: The Chronicles of Narnia: CS Lewis and the series of Harry Potter
69. Fantasy novel favorite authors: CS Lewis
70. Role Play Favorites: no
71. Favorite Comics: K. Rupert I think it was called ...
72. Fictional character that you would like: Alice in Wonderland
73. Fictional character with whom you would willingly a little adventure: Alex in Travel sinking

D - MUSIC

74. What (s) style (s) of music do you listen to most: too ..
75. Your favorite bands: The Dears, Arcade Fire, Tom Waits, Richard Desjardins, Devics, and about a hundred others ...
76. Your favorite albums: Funeral, The Arcade Fire. Gang of Losers, The Dears. Best of Bob Dylan, and about a hundred others ...
77. What do you like best in each style that you hear: uh ..? music?
78. Do you play a musical instrument, if yes how long: guitar for ten years .. the problem is that I play about 3 times a year ... if you do the math, I'm not super hot ..!
79. Album to use to seduce a person of the opposite sex: any jazz ...
80. Album to be used to seduce someone of the same sex: I never tried, but jazz should work too .. no?
81. Worst albums in your library: albums of Bon Jovi. but what do you want, I'm a fan of Bon Jovi finished ..
82. The album that changed your life: say my Best of Bob Dylan, because it seems that from this album, I began to really appreciate music for what it is ..
83. The album on which you would have loved to play: Beatles Abbey Road (or not ..)

E - a concluding sentence
I remember you well In The Chelsea Hotel. That's all, I do not think of you That often.

Friday, March 16, 2007

How To Can Dogs Eat Beets Raw

Because is Friday and I

And I just love and remember me, we have tickets to see her in June .. Here

Feist.
Magnificent.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

What Should My Bill Of Sale Look Lke

elections

- I'm going to vote ADQ because I find that strangely resembles Mario Dumont Tony Almeida in 24. And with Tony at the head of Quebec, it will dirty rocker. (But still ... no ..)

- I pounded on Nathalie Rochefort, Liberal MP in Mercier, walking on St-Denis, the other night. I even returned him jump a few times in the face.

short, I have nothing funny to say about other parties, but it's not because I do not bitch that I love.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Crutch Halloween Costumes

Vodka caramel chewing gum strawberry ...

It demolishes your basement, here are the kings of the school
We drink alcohol from your parents, your fucking cat is out of our field.

is my new favorite song ... To listen
here ...
Enjoy.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Swiss Gear Laptop Fan

Tonight love is in your eyes From

But tomorrow morning, you love me a little?

Yulblog tonight. With Love.

For those who want my autograph or tear my clothes, I'll be the one who laughs too loud and that is bad choreography in the corner ...

How To Disinfect Herpes

anything big

Summary of a conversation yesterday evening between Lovers and Me:

Him: I have a sore shoulder, shoulder sayin ..
Me: Hahahah! The shoulder! Paula's shoulder! Hahaha! He
: Gne .. reign .. reign .. Paula's shoulder ...
Me Judas stomach! Thomas pancreas! Pilate spleen! He and I
: Huuhuhu .. Haahahaha .. Other

summary of conversation: Me

: Daviiiiid! Come see the photo! He
: Koss's wants to show me more ... I come ..
Me: Cheeeeeck! This is the baby in Jul! It is on its knees! Too cuuuute!
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...
Me: Oh! R'garde worse one! A big smile no teeth .. Ohn .. I want one too!
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...
Me: Oh too bad .. uh .. Ha .. Hahaha! It looks like a suiiiisse! Check! Y Titus has legs squirrels! Cheeeeeeeeeck! No? You think? Yeah .. A Swiss .. No? David ..? A Swiss?
Him: Hmm .. yes yes .. Ben ben cute ...

We will be alone in a beautiful apartment ...
I apologize to the neighbors ...